Current Mood:
Cool
I’ve decided to come clean and tell you guys that I am obsessed with reality TV. As a result, I’ve let my real-life friends down and worst; I’ve gained 2Kgs. I am currently 44.8 Kgs, I try to keep to 43Kgs.
2 weekends ago, I was 3 hours late in meeting some friends at Attica and they all wanted to know why. One person pulled me to a corner and asked me if I had just indulged in some raunchy lovemaking before I decided to join them (It was almost 2am). Another one thought I came in with {male friend who owns the posh car} after we did it on expensive satin sheets.
For crying out loud people…I was watching American Idol and Celebrity Apprentice, while stuffing my fat cheeks (but slim figure…ahem) with junk food! Believe it or not, I’m not ashamed to say that watching reality TV with pizza and Coke is a whole lot more fun than getting drunk and having some stranger(s)’ sweaty hands all over my clothes or worse, having your single friends watch you use and abuse men on the dance floor.
Oh yeah, I’m drinking Coke again…and coffee (I’m currently out of tea sachets).
The other day, I was talking to my twin sister on the phone and we were discussing the difference between socializing here in China and socializing in Seychelles. I told her that I missed hanging out back home, and she was very surprised. She expected it to be a whole lot more fun here in Shanghai than Seychelles.
I guess to me, it comes down to who I’m hanging out with. Surprisingly, it’s not language but sense of humour that causes a barrier between me and the rest of my friends here. They don’t seem to get me at all, and I’m constantly misunderstood. I try to stay away from everyone so they’d stop talking about me but they somehow find a way of making me a topic of conversation (even if it’s just a mention). Funny, I’ve managed to create a personality out of myself, even by steering clear of people in general. If I can actually draw attention by avoiding attention, I have every reason to be as snobbish and arrogant as I appear to be.
Now I know why almost everyone wants to have a cat; they’re snobbish, arrogant yet manage to somehow draw attention. They’re annoying to the point of frustration but it pisses you off when you don’t have their attention and you’re being completely ignored. That’s pretty much what I am: in a society of animals, I’m a cat.
If you’re reading all this and thinking “gimme a break Sabz, you’re not all that”…why are you still reading on? Ok, ok, I’m annoying. Moving on:
Round 1 winner: Reality TV Plus Weight Gain.