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This video was featured on Youtube today (that’s how I found it).  It’s so freakn hilarious, one of the funniest videos ever:

A funny Seychelles joke that circulated quite a while back.  Sometimes, when the going gets tough you just have to stop for a minute and laugh.

*Note: “napa” is most likely from the French: “…n’y a pas” and “nanryen” is from “…n’y a rien”.  Direct translation: napa = “don’t have”, nanryen = “nothing”.

This British diplomat comes to Seychelles on a courtesy visit.

On his way to State House he notices that he is out of cigarettes
and asks his assistant to stop by a shop and get him some.

So they stop at an indian shop and the guy goes in.

“Good morning sirs, a packet of Dunhill please” he asks the Indian fellow

“Sorry sir, danzil Bel Ombre” replies the shopkeeper

“No my dear fellow, a packet of cigarettes” he asks again

“napa cigarettes sir” answers the shopkeeper shaking his head,
(you know the way they do)

So the assistant gets out of the shop and tells his boss that
there are no cigarettes.

They stop at three different shops and finally give up and go
straight to State House.

While conversing with the president, the British diplomat says

“My dear fellow, your country is in really deep shit. You can’t
even buy a pack of 20’s in any shops”

Feeling a bit awkward the president asks the diplomat what
happened.

So he tells him the whole story.

“Oh, I believe your assistant might have been mislead sir” says the
president.

“Oh yes?” replies the diplomat. “How come?”

“Yes, quite so sir. You see sir, I think what the shop keeper
meant
was that he did not have any Dunhill and that you could get it in
Bel Ombre.” replies the president

“How come he shook his head and said that he did not have any
cigarettes then” asked the diplomat

“Well, you know indians. You never know if they mean yes or no
when
they shake their head” replies the president

“I believe he told your assistant that he had Napa cigarettes.
It’s
a local brand that has been around for some years now” replies the president

“We have Napa Sugar, Napa Rice and my favourite Napa Forex. Hell
we’re even thinking of starting a new line of Napa Nanryen next
year”

Current Mood: Playful

Spiderman and his hilarious dance moves wins! xD

Current Mood: Esctatic

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I got back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He telle me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: “Peace on you.” I say piss on you too, you sonna my bitch. I gonna back to Italy.

Current Mood: Alarmed

Little lovebirds…

Current Mood: Sickly

Now and again, someone will come and ask me a question about something that they think I know 100% about. Well folks:

Here’s your answer to every single question in life

Current Mood: Esctatic

Current Mood: Esctatic

“…but the witch in Hansel and Gretel� She’s very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it” - Miranda Hobbes

Current Mood: Mischievous

So I’m updating my blog right…moving the archives to the new blog etc. I just came across a link that some of you (esp college kids? or younger ) might be interested in!

Check out www.crush007.com

I promise this is one nasty joke heheh~!

Basically, if your friends are pretty gullible and fall for just about anything then you will be able to find out the following information about them:

• Real name
• Email address
• Gender / sex
• Birth date
• Name of his/her’s biggest crush
• Does he/she have a boyfriend/girlfriend? If Yes, write down his girlfriend/her boyfriend’s name
• Name of his/her very first crush
• Ever had sex?
• Ever watched porn sites/movies?
• How many times does he/she masturbate in a week?
• Is he/she attracted to an individual of the same sex?
• Which skin color would he/she prefer in his/her partner?
• If she has a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is their current status?
• What turns him/her on the most?

Just for a bit of fun if you’ve got a friend who’s really sensitive about sharing his/her secrets be nice and just leave them alone.

My twin sister sent it to me (can you believe she would do such a thing???) and thankfully I didn’t fall for it! It’s easy to know that it’s just a joke and stuff but the last thing that comes to mind is the person who sent to you actually being sent your answers!!! Close shave!